Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Oh the possibilities

This one's for you, Dave.

Today on our walk, we were talking about adult beverages and the topic of Goldschläger came up. Dan immediately realized there were probably other, less popular -schlägers out there with different materials in them.

"Leadschläger" was his first idea, though James rightly pointed out that that is just Akron tap water.

I hypothesized about "Uraniumschläger," which would be really popular at raves: "Dude, I love your costume! It looks like you have a glowing skeleton! Untz untz untz untz ooeet! ooeet!..."

Just a quick glance at your Periodic Table of the Elements can give you ideas like Molybdenumschläger, or Bariumschläger (which is handy for certain medical diagnostic procedures), or Unnilhexiumschläger (which you have to drink very fast).

Make some of you own!

1 comment:

David Lewis said...

Awesome ::tear::

You'll have to keep these up if I end up leaving work so that it will still feel like I am there.