Oh the possibilities

This one's for you, Dave.

Today on our walk, we were talking about adult beverages and the topic of Goldschläger came up. Dan immediately realized there were probably other, less popular -schlägers out there with different materials in them.

"Leadschläger" was his first idea, though James rightly pointed out that that is just Akron tap water.

I hypothesized about "Uraniumschläger," which would be really popular at raves: "Dude, I love your costume! It looks like you have a glowing skeleton! Untz untz untz untz ooeet! ooeet!..."

Just a quick glance at your Periodic Table of the Elements can give you ideas like Molybdenumschläger, or Bariumschläger (which is handy for certain medical diagnostic procedures), or Unnilhexiumschläger (which you have to drink very fast).

Make some of you own!

So irrational

I wish I could recall the context, but at some point I referred to my supervisor at work as "an irrational harpy." Or, it might have been a mock-misogynist slam on women in general. In any event, I was clearly joking, and in fact Jen now uses the phrase about 20 times more than I do.

Today the phrase came up, and I was inspired to bring the creature to life.




And here's a delightful video.

If you Spore, please search for her and rate her up. My username on Spore is korogi.

Creatortip: I have recently found that some of the eyes, when rotated to point into the body, make fine breasts for female creatures.

Enjoy!